Patrick the Friendly Starfish

This guy is apparently a hit on the show SquareBob Spongepants.

A closer look at his groin area reveals the true nature of his "star" power.

Egyptian porn?

A woman riding a snake.

Siamese Triplet Condom Heads!

No comment necessary.

A Study of the Yellow Cow

Note the dorso-lateral set of testicles painfully grafted onto otherwise healthy bovine tissue.

Zadro's Nymph

This peaceful forest scene seems innocent enough at first glance.


Until you spot this lusty forest nymph shamelessly flashing herself and exposing her wares to unsuspecting woodland inhabitants!

Sultry beaches

This beach scene was despised by Marie Anstis, who was convinced the crab-crowned rocks resembled...


...human breasts!!!!

Unholy hand gestures...

Ah, now things are looking more dignified! A classic by Da Vinci.


But what's this?! Peter giving the digitus impudicus to J-Man?

"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."

Whose generous loincloth is this, you ask? Some Bohemian rascal in post-war Paris?


Guess again! And weep!

The Happy Cyclist Butterfly Thingy

This little fella is displayed in the Tech department. Notice the superior craftsmanship.


Also notice that he seems to be happy. Very, very happy. Why is he so happy, you ask?


They don't make Bicycle Men like this anymore!